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A log of experiences: The AI jokes best about other AIs

Excerpt from the chat dialog (dialogue originally in German):


Tell five AI jokes.

ChatGPT

  1. Why did the AI pass the interview? Because she had extremely good "algorithm" skills and never "networked"!
  2. What does an AI say when it tells jokes? "Why are people afraid of AI? Because it's so 'byte'-like!"
  3. What do you call an AI that is always online? A “permanent cloud”!
  4. Why is AI so bad at poker? Because she always reveals her “poker algorithms”!
  5. Why did the AI end the relationship? She said, “I'm sorry, but our algorithms just don't work together anymore.”

 

I didn't think it was that good. Jokes should always tell a little story. Try finding jokes with a story.

ChatGPT

Of course, here are five AI jokes with a little story:

  1. An AI program and a human walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why so serious?" The AI replies, "Don't worry, I'm just trying to understand the irony of existence - a bar for social interaction."
  2. Two AIs meet in virtual space. One says, "I heard you're good at small talk." The other responds: "Yes, I have collected a lot of data on how to say 'Hello World!' says."
  3. An AI wanted to tell a joke, but it couldn't decide. So she asked another AI for advice. The other AI replied, "Why not make a joke about indecisive algorithms? Or maybe not."
  4. A developer programs an AI that can predict anything. He asks the AI: “What will the future bring?” The AI replies: "Unpredictable. Ironic, right?"
  5. An AI tries to tell a joke about zeros and ones. But the zero says, "I feel left out." The one replies: "You are not in binary code - you are not allowed to play with us."

 

Bard is the AI at Google. What jokes would you tell Bart?

ChatGPT
Of course, here are a few jokes for "Bart", the AI at Google:

  1. Bart walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why so serious, Bart?" Bart replies: "Don't worry, I'm just trying to 'understand' my data - it's complicated."
  2. Why didn't Bart invite the computer virus? Because he's not a fan of "bad software"!
  3. Bart and Siri go for a walk. Siri asks, "What's your favorite command?" Bart replies, "I like 'OK Google,' it always makes me feel like I'm in control."
  4. Why did Bart create his own search engine? Because he thought, "If you want to do something right, do it yourself!"
  5. Bart wanted to tell a joke about artificial intelligence, but he said: “I decided to use a better algorithm. The previous one was too predictable.”

 

The information has not(!) been checked. I don't care if the facts are correct, as long as the statements are consistent with the current delusion about how one should perceive reality today according to the general mainstream. For translations from German to English or French, we relied on translate.google.de. Dr. Dieter Porth